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SECURITY PLANS - When people get one too many ideas from watching too much Dexter...


TAGS: dexter stealing tv security note
Rating: 4.03/5

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NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 4:46 pm
There's a reason I never watched that show... Care to guess it!?


EVEN THE BEST SECURITY SYSTEM - Only functions when it is activated




BEAUTIFUL -


TAGS: woman esteem beauty mirror insecurity
Rating: 4.21/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 1:19 pm
Women aren't god's gift to mankind. They're just humans, like everyone else. They are a combination of good, bad, happy, sad, foolish, wise, beauty, and ugly. That being said, I don't dislike women, I like them more because they're just like me.
spacedog - August 2, 2010, 1:05 am
Bingo! 5L


SECURITY - I have 6 locks in a row on my door and when I leave i only lock 3 of them That way if someone tries break in, they're actually always locking 3 of them


TAGS: security
Rating: 4.76/5

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HOMELAND SECURITY -




GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE -


TAGS: cavity search tsa homeland security
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - April 13, 2011, 11:18 am

yo Airman, got a letter from Aunt Bob today. said he's applying for this job.


$48,070 - That's your share of the U.S. debt Now hurry up and pay our Social Security




CIVILIAN SECURITY FORCE - Hitler had a Civilian Security Force too!!! They were called Nazis!!!!


TAGS: obama nazi security force
Rating: 2.18/5

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HAHA - April 12, 2009, 1:48 am
This pic is dead on.
Elder God Douchebag - March 9, 2009, 10:26 am
Mainly because I don't feel like sifting through the comments to see if it was corrected, but the Nazis were the political party, not the security force. That was the SS. I dub Gman a full-fledged retard.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:11 am
Foreign Service personel who work the US Embassies overseas. When did he ever say these would be armed militarily or have any police like powers. Rep. Paul Broun shold get his head outta his ass for even trying to link this together.
Marduke - March 9, 2009, 10:06 am
gman, Comparing the POTUS to Hitler is about as dumb as it can get. Also get your facts straight, Obama wasn't talking about a military force, but beefing up the Peace Corps and USA Freedom Corps, which btw is a Bush initiative. And about beefing up...
HtD - March 9, 2009, 2:13 am
WTFO, clever. But you can't blame him. He is looking pretty fly right now. And Mark, good point.
Mark - March 9, 2009, 1:50 am
Hey HtD - That wasn't a non-sequitur. It was pretty funny.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:48 am
HtD. I believe he shops at Marx 'r' Us.
WTFO - March 9, 2009, 1:47 am
agdaniele, it took me a couple of reads but when I got it, it made me laugh. Unfortunately, it came with a rather graphic image too.
HtD - March 9, 2009, 1:33 am
Where does Obama keep getting all these cool hats?
agdaniele - March 9, 2009, 1:24 am
You're very wrong, WTFO... I'd guess that it will make a shloshing sound at best.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:43 pm
Our role is to protect the nation as a whole versus patrolling streets.
WTFO - March 8, 2009, 11:42 pm
Again with a stupid comment, Timmy-B? The military performs outstanding missions every day. However, it is not our role to protect civilians. If it was then the USA would be under martial law. Pull your head outta ur ass. It'll make a loud "POP" when u do
barockeva - March 8, 2009, 5:47 am
If the military would do their job, they wouldn't need a different force to protect civilians.


MISDIRRECTION - Hallmark of the best security systems.




YTD AIRPORT STATISTICS -


TAGS: security screening tsa
Rating: 4.86/5

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Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 3:44 pm
I win i win!!! She still looks good even when she is bummin it.
Airman - January 19, 2011, 2:40 pm
yes it is
Faceplant31 - January 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
Is it Kate Beckinsale?
50cal - January 19, 2011, 2:08 pm
5 finger check for you airman!
Airman - January 19, 2011, 12:55 pm
anyone recognize that young lady? hint: actress
hootizz - January 19, 2011, 3:32 am
hahaha.., trust you airman... 5 tooth paste tube bombs for you...
Donkasaurus - January 18, 2011, 7:49 pm
When I go to Dominica in March I will REFUSE to go through that line.....until I have a raging stiffy, that'll learn 'em
Reality Lord - January 18, 2011, 5:29 pm

lol


LIBERTIES -


TAGS: airport security lady liberty humiliation
Rating: 4.84/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 27, 2010, 12:22 am
remarry ->divorce -> flesh light
Ookami85 - December 27, 2010, 12:07 am
Just remember guys, under that gown, she's still a French lady. Hopefully they'll let her take a razor through.
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 8:04 am
@Ackbar -> Rinse -> Repeat
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 11:17 pm
dating -> marriage -> divorce
Reality Lord - December 21, 2010, 11:15 pm

google images-> porn-> deep penetration.
AdmiralAckbar - December 21, 2010, 10:41 pm
image -> adjustments -> invert


GONE WITH THE WIND -


TAGS: money security corruption friendship
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - October 3, 2012, 10:54 pm
Hopefully, they straighten it out and give seniors all the benefits they worked for their entire lives. Politicians regardless of affiliation are nothing but cheap crooks....
maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 4:07 pm
My Sister Just When On S S And Their F--king Her Every Changes They Get It's Not Right !


TSA CHECKPOINTS -




BORDER SECURITY - We gotta catch them somehow.




THEY ARE AMONG US -


TAGS: job security hiding in plain sight
Rating: 4.89/5

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Greeny - September 18, 2011, 5:14 am
Once fired, the hole you leave in the company is like the hole you leave in a bucket of water after pulling your hand out
Verdeckt - September 17, 2011, 11:49 pm
You know what they say, cemeteries are full of indispensable men
CloudchaserS - September 17, 2011, 11:39 pm
You also don't want to be irreplaceable because if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted


LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT - You need to feel me up to make sure I don't have anything dangerous? Ok, just don't forget my fish dinner.




AIRPORT SECURITY - They're going to grope you anyway. You might as well hide something epic in there!




WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? - It's his job. So stop asking questions and please move on.




HICKEYS - INSECURE ABOUT LOSING YOUR MAN? ADVERTISE IT!!!




SECURITY FEATURES - sponsored by microsoft




TSA SECURITY CHECKS - Are starting to get a little too personal




RED SHIRTS -




Unbeatable -


TAGS: airport security
Rating: 4.82/5

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steve1961 - August 19, 2013, 5:55 pm
I had a flight recently from Toronto directly to Vancouver. They conficated an almost empty bottle of shaving cream and a small bottle of mouthwash. They let me keep the open package of razors I had. Dumb.


I'M FREE IN MY PRISON -


TAGS: security vs liberty calendar dy2012
Rating: 4.43/5

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dy2012 - April 29, 2012, 9:33 am
thanks guys
MashiMashi - April 29, 2012, 7:48 am
I've known "FREEDOM"....didn't like the dental plan. Ask the arab spring boyz how they feel that there country has been taken over by the brutal arab brotherhood.
maoworks2 - April 29, 2012, 7:30 am
Well Done.


AND THATS NOT ALL THAT HAPPENS -


TAGS: tsa airportsecurity military funny
Rating: 4.12/5

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rerun - November 27, 2010, 10:23 am

not your best effort, in 3 months this will not have any meaning.


Gmail -




SHOPPING BAZAAR -


TAGS: afghanistan mall security mall cop
Rating: 3.91/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 29, 2012, 7:30 pm
But, he's more of a target than they are! That means he's endangering their lives. That means they're escorting him, like a human shield.
maoworks2 - April 18, 2012, 7:51 am
Thats Something 5L


SERIOUS ABOUT SECURITY - I can't read the sign, But i think they mean business.




Security -


TAGS: security sharks animals fish enhanced
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 26, 2014, 9:32 am
Thanks
mizzdizz - November 25, 2014, 9:31 pm
Drug dealer using my house as his personal Walmart---I'm enjoying this thought waaaay to much! Made my day, thanks! 5 grinning lions!
JesusWept - November 25, 2014, 4:35 pm
I dare you....RUN FOR THE DOOR! ;)
Reality Lord - November 25, 2014, 4:26 pm

what....? no lasers on their heads? pfffff...you call that security


SECURITY -


TAGS: security safety anti social courage people
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:28 pm
Smart little lion tamer! ^!
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 2:11 pm

That's what I said. Thank you!
Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:23 pm
Woah...


TED - He's the Moti network Ban-hammer guardian when the Mods are not using it. Oh, and he hates smart ass noobs.




FENCE-LESS GATE! - The ultimate in home security and crime prevention. Guaranteed to keep even the most stalwart home invaders out! (Works on exes and spouses too!)




Airport Security -


TAGS: pzy kermit airport security cavity
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - August 5, 2013, 6:25 pm

lol...this is amsome


30 MINS OR LESS -




EX-GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: brunette beauty insecurity jealousy film
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - June 4, 2011, 10:14 am

words to live and die by...especially when the divorce lawyers call


INSECURITY -


TAGS: insecurity throw away pick up
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - March 12, 2011, 12:57 pm
Love it.
Waylander - March 12, 2011, 5:37 am
Oh to true. 5 packrats


UNTOUCHABLE -


TAGS: agdaniele claire security can t touch
Rating: 4.46/5

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5150monkeylove - August 17, 2011, 1:20 am
Glad I could help bring back old childhood traumas, lol. DOUBLESHOT!
NumberXIII - August 16, 2011, 11:46 am
I saw the picture. Then I screamed. Then I started to cry. My roommate ran in, thinking I was dying. Then he saw the picture. Now we're in the fetal position on the floor.
agdaniele - March 15, 2011, 2:31 am
The poster stings... and ice's comment burns.... blow on it, mommy!
ICEMAN - March 15, 2011, 2:05 am
I call shenanigans. That's obviously not Aggy - no piano tie.


CUBBY AND LOGIC -


TAGS: glad to see malt has good security
Rating: 3.75/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 30, 2009, 8:48 am
If that is an actual picture then the guy in it has got to be one of the top 5 most amesome people in the world. GJ getting into the MALT party Cubby and Logic!
Chompers - December 29, 2009, 9:25 pm
Wait, they let Logic and Culos to the party? Good job :Highfive:


ROLL WITH IT -


TAGS: camouflage calendar makeup insecurity
Rating: 3.67/5

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CloudchaserS - June 18, 2012, 8:18 am
I( agree with this, though I have to admit that I think a lady looks good with a bit of purple eye shadow


SECURITY -




AMERICA - will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. - George W. Bush


TAGS: politics security u n bush defense war
Rating: 2.64/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:39 am
It's in reference to the United Nations trying to tie our hands. Your insult and lack of knowledge of what this is referencing is resemblance of a 12 year old.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:45 pm
Nor will America ever seek out and ask the nearest available Hall Monitor. What, are you guys twelve or something? Who thinks like that?


AIR TRAVEL - Fast. Safe. Convenient.




SECURITY - Its never too much


TAGS: security atumn
Rating: 2.56/5


Cynical -


TAGS: cynical answers password security questions
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - June 29, 2014, 1:42 am

Flippin brilliant! So where was your father born, anyway?


there's no such thing... -


TAGS: home security
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 21, 2013, 5:23 pm
Awwwe! Look at that cute car on the desktop. :D


The Darkside -


TAGS: self worth insecurity lonely vader sad
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 26, 2014, 10:15 pm
So good I thought it was Airman’s


Fair Warning -


TAGS: firearms home security intruder protection gaurd dogs
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 9, 2014, 12:44 am
‘tis a truth, Em
EmilioDumphque - August 8, 2014, 11:39 pm
Translation: For the price of a couple of hotdogs, there's a free .357 in here after you see me leave.


stealth -


TAGS: childplay security laser robbing bank
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 23, 2013, 8:26 am
Heh, give a kid a ball of yarn or a long string and they’re good for hours. Gotta watch the parental re-entry though. No tellin’ what’s on the end of that string.
chickenlittle - October 22, 2013, 11:00 pm
Thanks GaryO! Good babysitting idea too, don't you think? :)
GaryO - October 22, 2013, 8:30 am
N-I-C-E


Don't complain -


TAGS: conformity security stagnation
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:44 pm
Well said.


home security systems -




CONFISCATED -


TAGS: airport security
Rating: 4.83/5

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Rick69 - April 19, 2014, 6:31 pm
Recently re-watched it... The blank-faced sincerity with which that line was delivered is nothing short of, frankly, disturbing...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 19, 2014, 3:00 am
“Nine times out of ten its an electric razor, but every once and a while...." Sorry, Fight Club reference.
Oldsod - April 18, 2014, 8:49 pm
...especially if it requires electricity.


All The Days After Tomorrow -




Awkward Moment -


TAGS: body men abs airports security
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - March 13, 2014, 11:20 pm
Now you are making me wish I had put your avatar in place of his head.
GaryO - March 13, 2014, 8:23 pm
I hate it when that happens…only for me it’s when I belly up to the whipped cream dispenser at the smorgasbord.


YOUR SAFETY - is job one


TAGS: motinet security
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 26, 2012, 10:17 am
Now I have all your credit card info and your browsing history....thanks for saying Hi...;)
spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:36 am
does this count as a conversation? Hi mooooooooooo!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 21, 2012, 11:35 pm
Well played Airman. 5L
holymoly - March 21, 2012, 6:11 pm
really funny at the end! And now I'm afraid of mooooooooooo and IceMan
ughomer - March 21, 2012, 5:16 pm
Super!!


SECURITY -


TAGS: security rerum bday
Rating: 4.65/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 8:45 pm
LOL


WHEN IN DOUBT PUNT -




SELF-ADMIRATION -


TAGS: narcissism pride stubborn insecurity
Rating: 4.55/5

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spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:01 pm
How are things Aggy?
Produceman117 - July 12, 2010, 12:06 am
Well written. 5L.


IRONY IN A SINGLE SNAPSHOT -




SECURITY - Everyone needs some




HUNGER STRIKES? -




SPENDS 500,000£ FOR HIS SECURITY - has he ever considered being less of a fag




"YOUR FEET ARE NOT LINED SQUARELY ON THE GRID, SIR." - Pat Down Routine Violation


TAGS: transportation security administration
Rating: 3/5

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Bolverk3778 - April 3, 2013, 8:53 am
This type of idiocy is the main reason I no longer holiday in the USA, All that wasted time standing in line while a blue shirted jobs-worth complains your not standing in the right place.


"IT'S A LITTLE INTIMIDATING" - Speaking of 24 girls attending his daughter's birthday at Camp David. If tween girls are a "little intimidating", then should we be surprised he's scared to confront N. Korea, Iran or Russia?


TAGS: politics obama national security failure
Rating: 2.86/5

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WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:00 am
DB, absolutely on the 'poo-poo head' defense that seems so popular with those who don't like my posters. Great comment on the pre-teen terror, too.
WTFO - November 19, 2009, 12:41 am
NC, nice low-life type attack you submitted there. You are a great example of the kool-aid guzzlers of the US. Don't discuss the topic just attack the messenger. That's ok, his dragging the country to the far left will result in Rep wins in 2010 and 2012.
Nobody Cares - November 6, 2009, 9:55 am
Really? You live alone don't you. Either that or your children are horribly ill raised.


PAKISTANI SECURITY FORCES - Trained to RUN in any combat situation


TAGS: pakistani security force run away scared combat
Rating: 2.73/5

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AMQ - November 11, 2009, 3:33 pm
Get your facts right. This is Indian Army Uniform (including shield) and probably taken in Kashmire


TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....


TAGS: gay pride march washington dc lady ga ga security
Rating: 2.45/5

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Derek - October 13, 2009, 4:13 am
See how much closer you can get morons?


SOCIAL SECURITY FAIL - Nothing like a negative 22% return on the "Trust Fund".




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TAGS: mma glock usa homeland security
Rating: 2.03/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 9:11 am
I'd love to see that retard load one of those mags while a rubber band is holding them all together...
f - July 20, 2008, 12:15 am
Safety behind guns, man id like to kick the shit out of that guy


PRE-NUPS -


TAGS: elderly marriage prenup agreement security
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 11:10 pm
Thanks Igs glad you like it.
lgvernon - September 6, 2013, 9:55 pm

OMG...too funny!
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 8:33 pm
Glad to know that...I love to give others a good chuckle.
Sho - September 6, 2013, 8:21 pm
Lmfao at the poster and comment5
MissPriss - September 6, 2013, 8:15 pm
Greeny, it says the aged, not the dead...teehee.
Greeny - September 6, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ha! more like every 5th Friday


Epiphany -




security -




Being Watched -


TAGS: embarrassing moments security cameras spied on
Rating: 4.86/5

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GaryO - November 29, 2015, 9:57 am
oh-h-h-h, yeah-h-h-h


Fortune Telling -




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